LADY SUKI

It was my best friend who dragged to this little club downtown promising something I had never seen before. It turned out to be a little strip club. We found a seat right in front of the stage and we watched strippers of various shapes, sizes, and ages perform with a bored mechincalness.
"And now our feature attraction...." began the disembodied voice of the DJ.
"This is the one," my friend said, jabbing me in the ribs with his elbow.
"....let's have a big round of applause for Lady Suki."
From behind the curtain steps this amazing Asian girl whose age I estimate to be in her early twenties perhaps. She is taller than many of the Asian women I have seen. Her limbs are long, slender and smooth. She wisks across the stage, her long black hair shimmering in the spotlight. My friend can see that I am absoltely smitten. He knows I have a sweet spot for Asain women and this one was staggering to behold.
The music was soft and seductive and she slowly peeled off one article of clothing after another. She was very small breasts, each capped by a dark hard nipple. She came over to the two of us and smiled warmly down at us. I was embarassed by the fact that I had a raging hard on that fortunately no one could see.
As Lady Suki was finishing her performance she twirled back the curtain were she came and suddenly ripped the g-string away from her body revealing a penis. The reaction of the audience was mixed between appluase and wild hoots. The penis was a modest size and a darker color than the rest of her---his--body.
My friend clapped me on the shoulder and was howling with laughter at the joke had played on me. I was not amused, but I was now in a funny state of mind on the whole moment. Up to that point in my life I was a staunch and dedicated heterosexual and the idea of having sexual feelings for a man---or even a man in transition--made me loose my sense of sexual equalibrium.
After my friend dropped me off I continued to be lost in the strange fog and continued to think about Lady Suki well into the next day.