Where Am I??

I was at the bar on a Saturday night drinking as usual. I was scoping out the girls and hoping I could find something to spend the night with. I found absolutely nothing. I continued to drink and drink and drink until I blacked out for the most part and cant really tell u anything after that. When I came too I was in what appeared to be a womans room, there was a fish aquarium in the room and it appeared to be early morning outside. I had morning wood and I was wearing some males bikini cut underwear. I rolled over and saw a photo of a beautiful yellow skinned African American lady. She had long hair and a beautiful shape to her. I must have had sex with this woman last night I thought! I stood up and didnt bother putting a shirt or pants on bc I wanted to have some 2nds that I would remember. I walked into the front room and nothing was going on..but I could hear a noise coming from the other room. Ahh good I thought, I walked toward the door and swung it opened looking for my lady.

What I saw when I opened the door I couldnt believe. I saw a very muscular and thick black male being rode violently at an extreme rate of speed by what I formerly believed to be a yellow-skinned women. Who I now realized was a shemale, her breast and huge cock were swinging wildly as her stomach pointed towards the roof and her butt slammed against his mid-section. They both stopped quickly with an "oh shit" expression on their faces. I shut the door and quickly headed towards the bedroom to get my clothes and leave. When I arrived in the room I couldnt find my clothes anywhere.

"Im so sorry about that I thought u were still asleep" a females voice said.

"what in the fuck is going on? I was at the bar and I blacked out next thing I know Im here...please tell me where my clothes are so I can leave!"

"Umm excuse me" she said in a very sassy voice.

"You were passed the fuck out in the middle of the alley near my garage when I came home from the club, I wasnt gonna let u just lay there and die, so I decided to bring u in and wash your clothes that were extremely dirty. NO we did not do anything, I was just trying to help!!!" she explained.